I few days before Valintines Day my wife was going to visit family in Atlanta and I wanted to give her part of her gift early so she could look nice for the visit. I gave her a bottle of red nail polish. She immediately accused me of finding it in a cache and asked which one. She persisted with the questioning. I said, "Now would I do that?"
Well she came back that Wednesday. Friday, the day after Valentines Day she told me, "All the ladies in the office recieved flowers yesterday. Where were mine?" I explained to her, "I didn't have time to get to a cemetary cache."
